Boring Legal Stuff:
If you are reading all this boring legal stuff I have to ask – why? Anyway, Please know that I don’t share any information that I gather on this website with anyone intentionally. Honestly, I am not tech savvy enough to know whether or not someone is using that information without my permission.
I do use information for my own statistical purposes, so that I know (in broad categories) who is looking at my webpage and what they are looking at when they are there. I need to know this mostly because I’m curious, but also because I don’t want to be shouting to an empty room. I’ll provide more of what people seem to gravitate towards.
So, remember a few sentences back when I said I wasn’t tech savvy? Well, that’s still true. I’m 79.3% sure that cookies refer not to Oreos or Chips Ahoy, but little pieces of information. If there is an app, or a plugin, or whatever it is called on my website that collects cookies, honestly I don’t know about it and don’t know how to access it, and I don’t plan on doing anything with them except perhaps hoarding them wherever they are so I’ll have something to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
And seriously, y’all. Nothing on this website is to be taken too seriously. Any opinions expressed on it are mine and mine alone, and maybe not even that. If I thought it was funny, I might just pretend it was my opinion to get the laugh. If you think I’ve referred to you on this website, and you like it, well then, yes it was you, and you’re welcome. If you don’t like it, then no, it wasn’t you, it was someone else altogether.
In conclusion, don’t sue me.